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By far the most, ahem, "entertaining" show at Mad Sal's is their naughty
rendition of the Twelve Nights of Christmas.
For those of you who aren't familiar with the Mad Sal's version of the
song, it goes something like this:
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On the twelvth day of Christmas,
me Johnny gave to me:
- a twelve shilling tip,
- eleven lords a' paying,
- ten fingers roaming,
- nine naughty novels,
- eight maids a' milking,
- seven saucy spankings,
- six sailor boys,
- five french postcards,
- four buttered rums,
- three dropped drawers,
- two firm balls,
- and his "roger" tied up with a bow.
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